In the absence of any current drama we have to [strike'>make[/strike'> think up some from the past.
Come on, surely someone's maid has been up to no good???!!!
Its a terrible sham that we have to go back to the archives to find an ode-worthy thread. Surely there is the same amount of drama in Dubai as there used to be. I think it's time to ask ourselves, "where is the drama?" and "why isn't it being posted on EW?"
There was once a young maid, who lived by the sea
In Jumeirah no less, she was quite lucky.
One day her jobs were done, her kitchen sink scrubbed
with Madam on holiday, she made for the hot tub
But what would she wear, she thought, woe is me!
But suddenly remembered Madam's new sparkly bikini
With a dash she made for the drawer she knew held the treasure
and put it on. It fit! Oh the pleasure
With some sparkly bits hanging down from all angles
DM pranced around, enjoying the spangles
With bubble bath at the ready, the hot tub party began
As she called up her mates to come round and put on Madam's fake tan
With the party in full swing, bikinis ahoy
the hot tub bubbling, they all forgot to be coy
Taking snaps here and there, posing with pouts
It wasn't long til they heard "put it on FB!!" shouts
So without much ado, they did the pictures upload
of the maids in the hot tub in Madam's abode
And Madam, far away, across the sea
Decided to log in to FB, merrily
What shock did she get, to see her dear maid
in her spangly bikini in a hot tub, Madam thought - is this why she is paid?
To sit in the bubbles instead of tidy a room?
What fool am I, I am really a loon
Dear Madam posted on EW for advice
What should I do, be mean or be nice?
And for once, EW was unanimous, be mean this time!
Has this maid lost all sense in her mind?
The bikini was the step too much
And so dear ladies, be wary of such
While away, your DM may be having the life of Reilly
and when you come back be hard at work scrubbing (quietly smiley).
*True story from EW archives
I don't have a drama to tell
or a tale of maid antics ****
for I never availed of that joy
but here oft has been told
should one dare as much as to scold
a host of misfortune unfolds
from time taken off work
on a pretext to shirk
while you slave over the sink
as you see through her ploy
and her endless annoy
don't be angry or given to shout
for while you are out
she'll be right in the mode
with a rendezvous at your abode
try as you may draw the line
you'll see your dresses online
all modeled by your sweet DM
do you say its a no no
or tell her to go
or vainly hope for the best
But if comfort be had
Things could really be bad
Like a dinner with special add ins
its really the pits
this battle of wits
I admire those who try
when things go awry
to resolve to put matters aright
but so often the gain
is nothing but pain
for as soon as its said
she's gone from her bed
and done a runner at night
And I thought this was going to be a good thread (for a change). No drama's yet, everyone must still be coming back from holidays. Maybe some maids have been wearing madam's bikini and posting on FB whilst she has been away!
Meanwhile, over on another social media site there is a maid drama involving the wrong coloured lids being put on felt tip pens!
That is [i'>brilliant! [/i'>
We must hear more about this!
Oopsie - sorry. :cry: