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Ode to Tessa
From out of the blue, the Northumberland marsh
came Tessa. The reactions to her first posts were harsh
Where should she live, the Beach or the Palm?
The way she asked, reactions weren't calm
And how would they manage, with a salary so vast?
To the EW pit of fury, Tessa was cast
While she, with no need for nails and sunglasses
Tried to appeal to the ordinary masses
With talk of her Aga, Wellies and her degree
EW's hackles raised they tried to make Tessa flee
Yet she stood firm the storm, and weathered on by
Will Tessa eventually move to Dubai?
Some say she's joking and reincarnated
Some say they don't care, her DH's wage is inflated
Whatever the thoughts, Tessa has saved EW
from the depths of despair, there is life anew
And for that, dear Tessa, I'm risking my neck
as odeing is banned, and my head may hit the deck
to say thank you in ode, for the laughs of late
and to wish you well. Whatever your fate.
:)
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