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SkyKitty
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24/05/2012 21:45:21
Reminds me of the scene in 'What's Your Number?' when she goes to the gyn she once dated and he has no idea who she is. Starts the exam, gets to the business end and goes "Oh yes, ----- I remember you now!" LOL...
PS watch that movie it's worth it just for Chris Evans (aka Captain America) running around in boxers all the time 
PPS Waiting for 'our' Captain America to comment now!! haha
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Snugs
Posts 313
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24/05/2012 21:04:21
I think this might be an urban myth, but still worth repeating... A woman had a gynae appointment and used a flannel in the bathroom to give herself a uhum, clean before heading off to her appointment, during which the gynae ( a male) commented on it he fact it was nice to see she had made a special effort for the exam. Not understanding the comment she went home and realized her daughter had used the flannel to wash glitter off her face!
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nixdxb
Posts 105
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24/05/2012 19:29:46
DesertBoot wrote:
My sister's butcher used to give her special scraps for her beloved cat.
My 9 month pregnant sister with 3 other kids in tow went to butcher the day after having to euthenase her cat (sorry, Roysie).
Butcher asked how much meat she wanted for cat.
3 year old yelled out loudly 'Mummy's pussy's dead'.
hee hee! made me laugh out loud 
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DesertBoot
Posts 232
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23/05/2012 18:11:08
My sister's butcher used to give her special scraps for her beloved cat.
My 9 month pregnant sister with 3 other kids in tow went to butcher the day after having to euthenase her cat (sorry, Roysie).
Butcher asked how much meat she wanted for cat.
3 year old yelled out loudly 'Mummy's pussy's dead'.
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october
Posts 3716
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23/05/2012 18:11:05
roysie wrote:
You ladies have made my crappy (had to have my beloved dog put to sleep this morning) day a little more bearable... so thank you for that... keep it coming....
oh roysie, poor you. I really feel for you - was in the same spot 2 years ago and it is so so sad. Big hug coming your way, not that that will help. x
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roysie
Posts 1022
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23/05/2012 18:06:45
You ladies have made my crappy (had to have my beloved dog put to sleep this morning) day a little more bearable... so thank you for that... keep it coming....
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stovetop
Posts 1742
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23/05/2012 17:10:23
On this hopeless wretched day, I'm so thankful for this thread
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SA_Babe
Posts 228
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23/05/2012 16:18:05
Today i stopped for a latte while i got DS a snack and treid to feed DD
except every now and then DS would walk over ,jump unto couch , insist on looking in on DS ...and then with 4 guys opp us ...loudly asks her if she wanted milk in a cup .... she didnt respond (shes 6 months old ) so he continued in a monologue .... want boobies, ya no ..no milk ... boobies ...mum ... me no boobies ..... only babies boobies
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her
Posts 259
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23/05/2012 15:57:45
My friend moved house several years ago and in the mayhem couldn't find her underwear the following morning. No problem, she borrowed a pair of her daughter's knickers which were to hand. They were a bit tight though. She went off and did her shopping plus various errands - however, a couple of hours later, the knickers were seriously tight and very uncomfortable on Einir's large hips. She felt sure the elastic had 'pinged' when she bent over in the supermarket so she put a strategic thumb on her hip just to ensure that the pants stayed in place whilst she hurriedly finished her shopping. At last she got home and ran upstairs and lifted her dress to remove the offending knickers - but they were NOWHERE TO BE SEEN!!! The elastic had indeed snapped and she'd left them somewhere on her travels... 
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MrsMopp
Posts 620
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23/05/2012 13:45:21
nobody-in-particular wrote: MrsMopp wrote:
In Spinneys last month, and my LO was sat in the main part of the trolley going through my handbag. With that suddenly something small was thrown straight out of the trolley and it rolled under the fish counter.
Fishmonger came to the rescue, went on his hands and knees to recover lost item, to hand me back....a tampon! I died! snigger! you should have winked and said "yep I'm still fertile"
I think I mumbled something along the lines of "Is your salmon fresh?" LOL! Been shopping at C4 since!
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CalamityJane
Posts 64
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23/05/2012 13:11:07
I had one day where I had to have my life's possessions delivered to my new home, and attend a very good friends baby shower.
Cue racing out the door with cash in my pocket, cigarettes and NO baby gift.
Got there, panicked, called DH who delivered the gift to me, give it to the new mum, only to get a call that the movers were 2 hours early.
Cue calling DH to come pick me up, and throwing my empty pack in my friends bin.
Except I had forgotten that I had put the 500 dollars for the movers in the pack...
Cue a race back to friends place to politely ask "Can I please go through your bin?"
It was found, then the movers forgot something, and DH and I missed our restaurant booking for our anniversary... ended up eating takeaway thai in the backseat of the car while dressed to the 9's!
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derien
Posts 1927
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23/05/2012 13:01:35
MrsMopp wrote:
In Spinneys last month, and my LO was sat in the main part of the trolley going through my handbag. With that suddenly something small was thrown straight out of the trolley and it rolled under the fish counter.
Fishmonger came to the rescue, went on his hands and knees to recover lost item, to hand me back....a tampon! I died!
OMG isn't that just the worst? I remember being in a bank in France once and looking for a cheque stub in my bag. I pulled it out and put it on the counter along with a small tampon and almost died.............
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MrsMopp
Posts 620
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23/05/2012 12:56:41
In Spinneys last month, and my LO was sat in the main part of the trolley going through my handbag. With that suddenly something small was thrown straight out of the trolley and it rolled under the fish counter.
Fishmonger came to the rescue, went on his hands and knees to recover lost item, to hand me back....a tampon! I died!
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october
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23/05/2012 12:19:30
nobody-in-particular wrote:
or like last week in MOE food court when the same DS lifted up my dress so everyone could see my knickers and shouted Boobies.
I would like to apologise to anyone who was there having their lunch at the time as my pants were far from new.
well at least you were wearing them 
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Sanddy_Dogg
Posts 8479
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23/05/2012 12:14:55
ROFL!!
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abby_n_christina
Posts 1108
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23/05/2012 11:55:35
lol
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Fretty
Posts 159
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23/05/2012 09:55:19
DH is away on a business trip so I'm doing the regular morning routine plus walking the dog with DS in tow. So as I'm running around trying to get dresses/ getting his bag ready for nursery/ feed the cat/ give DS his breakfast/ avoid tripping over the dog when he lovingly hands me an old shopping receipt (the long ones from grocery shopping). I know if don't take it the next logical step for DS is to stuff it in his mouth so I take it form him and as I have literally no better place to put it I stuff it under the waistband of my knickers with the view of dropping it in the bin as I pass (I know, what the heck was I thinking-or just was't thinking really)
So morning completed and after successfully getting him, his bag, shoes, lunchbox, music gear etc. to nursery I proceed to my meeting with the school secretary to register for next year. In the middle of polite conversation when I realize shock horror that the receipt is still in my knickers and it made his way "down" and about to fall out from below my skirt while about 3 more parents waiting behind me in line. Luckily managed to plaster it to my leg with my bag and very quickly funny walked out to my car where removed it and firmly damped it in a bin.
Never in my life thought that I will be stuffing receipts in knickers before having children!!!! What happened to my brain????
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