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salsB
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10/06/2012 11:17:50
niamh88 wrote:
I'll say no more!!!
Can you believe it? They sent my income tax form back to me! In response to question 4 "how many dependants are you supporting? " I replied - 2.1 million illegal immigrants, 1.1 million crackheads, 2.4 million unemployed, 90000 people in over 85 prisons and 650 idiots in parliament. Apparently this was NOT an acceptable answer. So who the **** did I miss out on the list"
brilliant, lol
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niamh88
Posts 20
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09/06/2012 22:35:39
So glad you took my post in the way it was meant to be. A bit of fun! Hope I haven't offended anybody else but that's my British sense of humour!!!
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Super Reds
Posts 250
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09/06/2012 22:30:11
Brilliant Niamh
Don't you just love the UK?
To be fair though I really do hope it all goes well during the Olympics!!!!! Wish I was there for that!
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niamh88
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09/06/2012 22:21:34
I'll say no more!!!
Can you believe it? They sent my income tax form back to me! In response to question 4 "how many dependants are you supporting? " I replied - 2.1 million illegal immigrants, 1.1 million crackheads, 2.4 million unemployed, 90000 people in over 85 prisons and 650 idiots in parliament. Apparently this was NOT an acceptable answer. So who the **** did I miss out on the list"
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october
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09/06/2012 17:34:15
salsB wrote:
The other day Hubby gets a letter from Inland Revenue saying he own 500 pounds. been here 4 years, severed his tax by completing the forms, he was even given a tax rebate in 2009. puzzled by it he rings them, to be told they cannot talk to him, and to wait for a letter. Country going to the wall.
they gave me a refund this year - and last year - of 1p! And they paid it!
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simpleasabc
Posts 7264
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09/06/2012 16:40:07
Whooosh 
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Sue62
Posts 7175
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09/06/2012 16:06:53
Big Mac wrote:
this thread is just so funny
in preparation, are we ??? lol
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Sue62
Posts 7175
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09/06/2012 15:59:25
Mrs Potato Head wrote: Sue62 wrote:
am amazed it's still here..... Sssh or we will be amazed that YOU are still here. 
LOL !!
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Mrs Potato Head
Posts 359
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09/06/2012 15:57:38
Sue62 wrote:
am amazed it's still here.....
Sssh or we will be amazed that YOU are still here.
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Lil Bubbly
Posts 353
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09/06/2012 15:56:51
Mods away for the weekend maybe?
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Sue62
Posts 7175
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09/06/2012 15:56:01
Mrs Potato Head wrote:
lol......
Actually didn't expect that one to last very long. Silly moi.
am amazed it's still here.....
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Mrs Potato Head
Posts 359
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09/06/2012 15:55:16
lol......
Actually didn't expect that one to last very long. Silly moi.
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Genie
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09/06/2012 15:55:15
Lil Bubbly wrote:
She had other supplies for that one.
Something more upmarket then - given the royal subject?
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Lil Bubbly
Posts 353
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09/06/2012 15:53:28
She had other supplies for that one.
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Genie
Posts 1552
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09/06/2012 15:48:12
Mrs Potato Head wrote:
*opens Doritos and waits for Twilight to respond*
I thought you would have had the Dorritos open way back on the contact a sheikh thread!
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Lil Bubbly
Posts 353
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09/06/2012 15:42:52
LOL
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Mrs Potato Head
Posts 359
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09/06/2012 15:38:21
What to do?
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Lil Bubbly
Posts 353
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09/06/2012 15:35:58
Mrs Potato Head wrote:
*opens Doritos and waits for Twilight to respond*
Now you're eating doritos? 
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twilight
Posts 618
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09/06/2012 15:32:12
Mrs Potato Head wrote:
*opens Doritos and waits for Twilight to respond*
I agree it’s pathetic. Hopefully it wont happen
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salsB
Posts 7865
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09/06/2012 15:30:41
The other day Hubby gets a letter from Inland Revenue saying he own 500 pounds. been here 4 years, severed his tax by completing the forms, he was even given a tax rebate in 2009. puzzled by it he rings them, to be told they cannot talk to him, and to wait for a letter. Country going to the wall.
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Sue62
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09/06/2012 15:27:22
Mrs Potato Head wrote:
*opens Doritos and waits for Twilight to respond*
LOL !!
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Mrs Potato Head
Posts 359
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09/06/2012 15:25:29
*opens Doritos and waits for Twilight to respond*
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onceuponatime
Posts 208
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09/06/2012 15:23:20
bloomin country is going to the dogs *gingerly sips her drink*
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Sue62
Posts 7175
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09/06/2012 15:22:57
and there'll be a summer of riots and looting like last August...
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salsB
Posts 7865
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09/06/2012 15:21:39
Teachers too.
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onceuponatime
Posts 208
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09/06/2012 15:20:25
Then the students will revolt
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salsB
Posts 7865
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09/06/2012 15:19:32
Then The Tube and train drivers will follow.....
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shellly
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09/06/2012 15:18:22
Before you know it BA will be next to strike... they do love a good strike!
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onceuponatime
Posts 208
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09/06/2012 15:16:50
So bus drivers in the UK have voted to strike during the Olympics. Way to go...nothing like causing chaos amidst an event that is suposed to bring the country together.
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