october
Posts 3716

if i want to get in another lane and can't cos noone will let me in, if they're blokes I get the lippy out - works every time lol!! Right am really off to bed now.

Izzy99
Posts 9181

LOL

Izzy99
Posts 9181

lol- rather make one of the numpties on the road cutting me up pay via their insurance - but thanks for the offer

Izzy99
Posts 9181

wasn't offended at all.

Izzy99
Posts 9181

I have a small car and i pretty much stand my ground - even with bigger 4x4 - and am also a huge fan of my horn - and usually lean on it if some numpty is trying to cut me up and stay on it till they back off!!!

Think i have a problem with my front suspension - so could actually do with a little bump so i can get fixed on insurance......
edited by katel on 28/01/2010

ceese
Posts 1610

I did that to a Russian girl in Madinat Jumeirah...she was literally wearing a leopardskin body suit with no legs or arms, so more like a vest with boy shorts..I went up to her and asked her if she realised she was in a muslim country (yes, I had had a glass of vino or two) and she thought I was complimenting her on her outfit! Her male friend explained that she was visiting...not meaning to be a pearl-clutcher, but that was the worst I had ever seen in Dubai in eight years! She thought it was hilarious!1

Izzy99
Posts 9181

LOL - and in this weather - its freezing !!!!!

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I would like to walk up to some ladies I see in the Mall and ask them, 'Did you forget to get dressed this morning"

ceese
Posts 1610

I'd like to jam my brakes so the guy behind me who is too close, hits me and get's done as it would be his fault....I wouldn't do it as I don't have the guts!

But I did have a local guy hit me from behind a few weeks ago.totally his fault, but he got out of the car and yelled at me for stopping...I said, there was a big truck coming I didn't have time to pull out in front of him! His wife was bleeding as her head hit the rear view mirror because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt, I said why wasn't she wearing a seatbelt, because she is pregnant he said! Police came, within fifteen minutes, didn't speak to either of us despite his many attempts and I got the green slip...so satisfying!

seraphnina
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Izzy99
Posts 9181

seraphnina
Posts 8973

Bit like the delivery motorbikes who think they can go faster than a car.

Izzy99
Posts 9181

seraphnina
Posts 8973

LOL

stupidman complex

wikkid
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seraphnina
Posts 8973

They don't seem to understand the time it takes for a truck to stop.

Izzy99
Posts 9181

Nissan v Big Truck......... why do they do this????

anouschka
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Sanddy_Dogg
Posts 8479

A friend and I saw an accident on SZR at i/c 1 just over an hour ago. Some idiot in a little Nissan, with 3 passengers, realised he was going to miss his exit so he cut across in front of a truck and got hit. Complete lunacy.. My friend and I were so concerned that the idiot in the car would manage to convince the police that it was the truck's fault that we reported him. Not sure it will do any good but we tried.....

seraphnina
Posts 8973

Yep definitely need one of those. That was like total cruising down main street. Get outa my way!

Izzy99
Posts 9181

know what you mean. Some local guy was trying to cut in to the front of a left hand turning lane and rather than wait he just hit me - and then had the check to call me rude for not letting him cut in - to make it worse when the police came it was discovered he had no insurance either. The police made him take my car and get it fixed. They actually took his family book and passport, put it in a plastic bag and pinned it to the notice board in the office ....... But having said that, they did let him get back in his car and drive off - with no insurance still.....

wikkid
Posts 3367

I so need to get me one of those!!!!

MirdifIngrid
Posts 1302

I have dreamed of getting a paint ball gun and just shooting paint onto these cars... Had it just this morning at Festival City, I am in the correct lane behind about 5 other cars and another 6 cars from the other 3 lanes just drift across, makes me think why do I bother (probably because the car behind me would be a police car).

F
Posts 62

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qvg1InEWoLU

Id love to drive like this !

wikkid
Posts 3367

Izzy99
Posts 9181

he he he ......

Am a bit mean when it comes to driving - just stand my ground and not let people push in...... some guy actually wound down his window and asked me why i didn't move to the next lane when he tried to cut in - er, cos i need to be in this lane!!!!

wikkid
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Izzy99
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seraphnina
Posts 8973

do we have any old battered hummer here?

Izzy99
Posts 9181

just get an old battered hummer...... then don't stop when they cut you up.........