If you’ve ever been near the word dieting and weight loss — you know what common fad diets sound like: Take a few questionable foods, give them magic power and set a plan to convince people that eating this and ONLY THIS way will give them washboard stomach.

Influenced by zero-size models and the ceaseless appreciation of killer abs and thigh gaps, we’ve set impossible body standards upon ourselves. And we would do just about anything to achieve them — won’t we?