There is a common delusion among tourists that, if they try their hardest, they can ‘blend in’.

Everyone has seen – and been annoyed by – tourists when they’re being really touristy, but no one identifies with it. ‘That’s not me’, they think, ‘I’m the right kind of tourist. I could even be mistaken for a local.’
Nope. You could not.

Here are just a few of the giveaways ensuring that, despite your best efforts, you stick out like a dog among cats…