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THE PARENT STEREOTYPES...

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EW NEWBIE
Latest post on 04 January 2011 - 13:44

UNFEASIBLY GLAM MUM: She’s done up to the nines and whip-thin. Never seen in the same shoes twice.

PTA BUSYBODY MUM: Likes to send email APBs (all points bulletin) about cake sales or puppies for sale.

LATE MUM: Lives near the school but is always rushing in just as the door is shutting.

MUM OF DISRUPTIVE CHILD: Keeps her head down and others feel sorry for her (but not enough to invite Disruptive Child home to play).

COMPETITIVE MUM: Enrols child in every activity possible to give them ‘the edge’.

CORPORATE MUM: Will drop off Darling Daughter each morning but won’t be the one picking her up.

RIDICULOUSLY DRESSED MUM: Wears bizarre clothes, always has a silly looking handbag and haircut.

SERIAL MUM: Has a horde of kids, all in different schools.

MUM WITH ONE CHILD: Annoyingly lovely. Always has time for your child to come round and make fresh pasta.

TRENDY DAD: Thinks all the mothers fancy him.

PUSHY DAD: Always testing maths and spellings on the way into school

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1343777/School-gate-rivalry-Un...

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EW NEWBIE
Latest post on 04 January 2011 - 14:43
I'm the " late mum " Always rushing :)
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EW NEWBIE
Latest post on 04 January 2011 - 14:29
I'm corporate mum LOL
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EW EXPERT
Latest post on 04 January 2011 - 13:53
I was a cross between the corporate mum/late mum :) Where is the 'looks like sh!t in an old tracksuit' mum because I was her sometimes too.
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EW EXPLORER
Latest post on 04 January 2011 - 13:48
My guess is that when my time comes I would be the ridiculously dressed corporate mum with one child... :)
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EW EXPLORER
Latest post on 04 January 2011 - 13:46
lol !!!
 
 

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