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Favourite Bumper Stickers

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EW NEWBIE
Latest post on 31 March 2011 - 06:30
Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.
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EW NEWBIE
Latest post on 31 March 2011 - 06:29
If god is your co-pilot then switch seats.
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EW NEWBIE
Latest post on 30 March 2011 - 21:41
I bought 2 of them and from over here when I used to holiday here!!! For me it was "Yes I DO own the road" and for my friend whose father is lacking in hair, she wanted "Slap Head on Board"
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EW EXPLORER
Latest post on 30 March 2011 - 19:33
Caution: Next mood swing in 5 minutes I don't need your attitude, I have my own Men are like public toilets: They're either taken or full of sh!t Horn is broken, watch for finger Warning: Zero to B!tch in 2.3 seconds Could you drive any better if I shoved that mobile phone up your a$$! You think my car is dirty? You should spend a night with the driver! I'm a virgin! (This is a very old sticker) I suffer from PMS - Putting up with Men's Sh!t love them! Lol!
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EW OLDHAND
Latest post on 30 March 2011 - 19:31
Honk if you're h0rny!
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EW MASTER
Latest post on 30 March 2011 - 19:27
Caution: Next mood swing in 5 minutes I don't need your attitude, I have my own Men are like public toilets: They're either taken or full of sh!t Horn is broken, watch for finger Warning: Zero to B!tch in 2.3 seconds Could you drive any better if I shoved that mobile phone up your a$$! You think my car is dirty? You should spend a night with the driver! I'm a virgin! (This is a very old sticker) I suffer from PMS - Putting up with Men's Sh!t
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EW EXPERT
Latest post on 30 March 2011 - 19:22
Save gas, f&rt in a jar
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EW EXPERT
Latest post on 30 March 2011 - 19:22
My wife's other car is a broom. MUCH LIKE, those were the days eh?
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EW OLDHAND
Latest post on 30 March 2011 - 19:18
Insured by the Mafia; you hit me, we hit you
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EW OLDHAND
Latest post on 30 March 2011 - 19:15
My wife's other car is a broom. I have PMT and a handgun.
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EW EXPLORER
Latest post on 30 March 2011 - 19:09
My other car is a Porsche If you can read this you are too close <em>edited by wiggywig on 30/03/2011</em>
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EW EXPERT
Latest post on 30 March 2011 - 19:09
The baby on board thread got me thinking about bumper stickers. My favourites are (all from home): If you think education is expensive, Try ignorance Jesus loves you... everyone else thinks you're an a$shole I love my country; it’s the government that pisses me off If we are what we eat; I’m cheap, fast, and easy Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies What are the best ones you have seen?
 
 

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