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Latest post on 04 April 2016 - 19:47

This thread is still here! it's ever so witty Guinness and Curly we need you! more than just a bitty!

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Latest post on 01 October 2011 - 21:37

So now there are two threads, not one? two rhyming threads, double the fun!

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Latest post on 01 October 2011 - 21:27

MB you were here for so long! I thought you would be long gone Last I heard from you you were spent I thought early to bed you went

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Latest post on 01 October 2011 - 21:22

I cant help but notice, these odes and their boldness, with simple, catchy phrases These lines are just aces. I wonder if it ever will be prime, to write all posts on threads in Rhyme. Every rant to sound like chant, with phrases that line up in time.

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Latest post on 01 October 2011 - 21:07

BM last night to the movies we went And I tell you, the movie was not heaven sent We watched the Muskateers three DH he was cringing as much as me but i've got to admit i shouldn't deny Despite the cringing I liked it 'sigh' It was more than a little bit corny Some young lasses in were a little bit horny But sometimes it's good to watch trash Better than some of which I could slash.

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Latest post on 01 October 2011 - 21:03

Check the reviews...http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/skyline_2010/ - this is the one of all the movies i've seen - it's truly the most dumb of it i can't bear another jot though it is so bad it's making me laugh, a lot G'nite EW. Catch you all soon I'm off to find a Mills n Boon

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Latest post on 01 October 2011 - 21:00

Guinness I have to ask, where did you go? was the service good, or a bit slow. I love to hear about new paces to frequent we've been trying many new places of recent But sometimes the old favourites win through Sometimes they're better than somewhere that's new. We went round the corner to some place or other No place I'd ever want to take another! But its quick and its easy Though the food makes me queasy This report i'm still writing won't write itself Though frankly I want to put it back on the shelf!

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Latest post on 01 October 2011 - 20:56

Not asleep, just out with my hubby Who, we all know, is getting a bit chubby Oh....brilliant!!!!!!!!!! :D Oh dear oders, can someone help please DH is making me watch some alien movie - it's dire - no tease it's the first job for these actors i think feel like pulling tv plug n pretending it's on the blink perhaps if i lay down and start to snore DH will realise this movie's a chore he hasn't noticed me silently tapping or next it will be me that gets the zapping

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Latest post on 01 October 2011 - 20:31

Guinness I have to ask, where did you go? was the service good, or a bit slow. I love to hear about new paces to frequent we've been trying many new places of recent But sometimes the old favourites win through Sometimes they're better than somewhere that's new.

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Latest post on 01 October 2011 - 20:26

Not asleep, just out with my hubby Who, we all know, is getting a bit chubby But had to rush home and see if I find me still here or if I've lost what was mine Must try to give up this ode-ing, its true But writing in prose just makes me blue :(

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Latest post on 01 October 2011 - 19:53

Seems all the oders have gone to sleep Do you think the oders this time their heads will keep? I am still up and checking the posts Hopeing in the morning I wont be a ghost.

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Latest post on 01 October 2011 - 19:19

Guinness, may we please share some advice create your next name now, that would be nice it means there's no gap, with one name and another perhaps we could think up your next? Guinness Luvva? We shall ponder awhile and think up a new something that should suit. Don't want to make you blue

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Latest post on 01 October 2011 - 19:17

I think these new mods about odes don't care I think the new mods are more than fair! And see my post below apologizing And see my heart two sizes smaller re-sizing!!! <em>edited by guinness on 01/10/2011</em>

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Latest post on 01 October 2011 - 19:09

Guinness I really must ask What have you got in your hip flask? Seems you are liiving in a world of dreams But it's all about to come apart at the seems But then, maybe you'll be lucky Mods'll be kind since you're such a nice ducky?

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Latest post on 01 October 2011 - 19:06

Ahhh Guinness such a shame, When has more than 2000 posts to ones name. To loose it all to some silly odeing Over me comes a feeling of foreboding About your EW situation A new user name you'll need to be creating. DB I ask you nicely And more than thricely To my demise not predict The bucket I've not yet kicked!!!

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Latest post on 01 October 2011 - 19:03

Ahhh Guinness such a shame, When has more than 2000 posts to ones name. To loose it all to some silly odeing Over me comes a feeling of foreboding About your EW situation A new user name you'll need to be creating.

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Latest post on 01 October 2011 - 19:01

The Mods would say there's only one cure, It's "Off with her head!" that's for sure... Must you, please, I implore you to stop! Predicting my end, my user name to swop! It is just harmless rhyme Really, not a crime!!! Its not even that good (I'd rhyme better if I could) So lets hope my end isn't near For tomorrow I still hope to be here ... (hint, hint, mods :)) <em>edited by guinness on 01/10/2011</em>

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Latest post on 01 October 2011 - 19:00

The Mods would say there's only one cure, It's "Off with her head!" that's for sure...

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Latest post on 01 October 2011 - 18:57

I can't help it, dame bubbles Though I too foresee my troubles But odeing has for me become an obsession Though I don't want the unfortunate impression That I don't my user name want I'd still like this forum to haunt! (Though when I went to post, I was out - And out of my mouth came a rather large shout!)

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Latest post on 01 October 2011 - 18:48

I tried all day to get back to oding But had to run around doing DH and DD's bidding Then we went out for a late lunch Came home with coffee and choco cake to munch I just checked guinness' recent posts I hope come morning she isnt toast!

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Latest post on 01 October 2011 - 18:42

But have you seen what Guinness is doing? If you ode on multiple threads losing your head is a shoe in. I remember the weekend when i tried such a thing My name was gone faster than the first line you could sing. Curls glad you are back, Without you odeing is slack

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Latest post on 01 October 2011 - 18:38

Thank Goodness I opened this thread! I was starting to think the oding fad was dead I am surprised these threads remain We have not yet faced the mods disdain So many oders we have here Not scared for their heads, they have no fear

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Latest post on 01 October 2011 - 18:31

LB I hope you are not too hungover, For Ew oding duties you need to cover. The maid, the da*n maid. Sigh. What can I say. How can I post a maid thread without being lynched, Being jumped on by judgmental posts that make you flinch. They come from Philippines all fresh and glad, But believe me, eventually they tend to go bad. That VP has it right all along. She knew what it's about, what's going on. She came back today with job offer from bachelor guys. "It's illegal," I said, "But I need the job" she cried. Trying to do the right thing is so draining, I'm sure more frown lines I'm gaining.. But the city of botox, that is Dubai... Do I want to go down that road and wave my wrinkles bye-bye?! <em>edited by Sugarbeach on 01/10/2011</em>

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Latest post on 01 October 2011 - 18:22

Don't apologise Guinness! It's so good you are here! in fact you have today brought EW cheer if it weren't for you...what threads would be fun for many their time on EW would be done am sure you got hits - the mods must be proud if they met you in real life, their heads would be bowed!

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Latest post on 01 October 2011 - 18:14

Now I must apologize for all of my rhyming Its all about right place and good timing But on many of EW's posts I'd say much more than most There's no need for an ode It is simply overload So if I've answered your question in rhyme today It is sorry to you I must say!

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Latest post on 01 October 2011 - 18:13

Don't know about you but i'm ready for bed stayed up so late I have a sore head and our defeat by those sassenachs left a lot to be desired feel like i've been dragged through the mire But first, the leftovers of our tasty thurs takeway it's been in the fridge...will it be ok? hope it is, or i'll have the trots and doing the school run, no i will not I think SB's maid has as they say 'gone bad' she has really been driving SB mad Get rid! is the cry, show her the door (but before she goes - one more mop of the floor)

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Latest post on 01 October 2011 - 18:08

Yes I am back but have to admit Feeling a bit average the bottle i hit Far too early in the morrning had to drink while the footballers were scoring But don't you worry, cry and fret The truth of the matter is I am not done yet I just popped a bottle of bubbles Should sort out my headache troubles. ;) <em>edited by Dame Bubbles on 01/10/2011</em>

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Latest post on 01 October 2011 - 18:05

What's she done now, that maid of yours? Left open the water, slammed the doors? For relief and escape, best to EW to turn (though the pasta boils over and the beef doth burn!) And thank goodness dame bubbles is back She'll help pick up the EW slack For while she's been asleep, the board's been a bore There's been so few posters, def no more than four!

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Latest post on 01 October 2011 - 17:59

Guinness needs help. It's true, I concur she's odeing so much am worried she may slur she's odeing on threads like "what's the address?" how she's kept her head is anyone's guess She's the Poetry Queen, that is given I just hope she keeps on livin SB. Dear Maid, or is it Dam*? When she started she was quiet as a lamb what's the saying...about that month in Spring in like lamb, out like lion- like maid it rings? I tried not to ode and get on with my chores but quite frankly found them a bit of a bore so here for a while am i too but will try not for long or will be in the stew

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Latest post on 01 October 2011 - 17:58

You know you're for it when you sneak to the computer Anyone distracts you you are going to shoot 'er DH despairs cause you're always rhyming He doesn't really get any time in. But what to do, it's an addiction You start to rhyme it becomes an affliction. <em>edited by Dame Bubbles on 01/10/2011</em>

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