Weather forecast for tonight: dark. Continued dark overnight, with widely scattered light by morning.
Weather, n. The climate of an hour. A permanent topic of conversation among persons whom it does not interest, but who have inherited the tendency to chatter about it from naked arboreal ancestors whom it keenly concerned. The setting up of official weather bureaus and their maintenance in mendacity prove that even governments are accessible to suasion by rude forefathers of the jungle.
Some people walk in the rain, others just get wet.
You don't need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows.
God made windy days, so housemaids could get the housework done.