Baby Brain Stories for a laugh??

Hi guys,

Just wondering if you have any funny baby brain stories you would like to share for a laugh....Im getting bored out of my mind sitting at home and need some light mindless reading!

I thought I would start off by sharing my recent cringe-worthy experience!

So hubby has been great and attended all my doctor's appointments with me, dropping me back home afterwards. And he usually drops me off outside our building. For whatever reason the other day, instead of walking into my own building, I walked into the building next door. We're in Mirdif and all the buildings in the complex are pretty much identical....so I further proceed to "my apartment"....the first thing I notice is the door mat has changed and all I could think was "who the eff took my mat", NOT "do I have the right place?!". and Im standing there wondering who the **** has taken my door mat and replaced it with something ugly....lol! I then take out my keys to try open the door and the key wont fit in the lock....and instead of thinking as a normal person would "do I have the right place?" In my head I think there is a major conspiracy happening against me....that someone has entered my house and changed all my locks!! After about 2 mins of awkard fumbling and trying to force a key into a keyhole that just would not take the key, some guy who I obviously woke up, opens the door in his boxers and Im like "who the **** are you?!" and he's like, "Excuse me? Who are YOU?!" to which I reply, "This is MY house, who are YOU?!", this is when the security guard comes rushing behind me, who I always acknowledge and say hi to so he's gotten to know me, and he's like "madam, I tried calling out to you but you did not hear....this is the wrong building!" OMG!!!! I was horrified!! I could not stop apologising to the man Id woken up. Im just glad he could see I was heavily pregnant!! Needless to say I made a quick exit and hid in my apartment for the rest of the day....i was NOT coming out!! Im guessing in a couple of months I will be laughing about this but right now, Im still cringing!

Any one else with stories to share to help ease my embarrassing pain would be appreciated!! :)