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Things one should possibly avoid doing after a wine or 4....

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EW EXPERT
Latest post on 05 February 2011 - 13:27

trim toenails
consent to hot air ballooning over desert
agree that taking a year off work is a good thing (well, it probably is)

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EW GURU
Latest post on 05 February 2011 - 18:50
Your mum phoning you and telling her about the Ann Summers Party you were at the night before with your mates. BAD BAD BAD IDEA!!!!!!!!
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EW NEWBIE
Latest post on 05 February 2011 - 17:09
Not as bad as hooters, but about 15 years ago got really badly sunburnt on a beach in Cyprus, especially on the belly, went back to hotel after a wee tot or two and slatherd on "aftersun cream" - woke up two hours later burning as it was self-tanning lotion. Because I wasn't quite on top of my game when applying it, I was a mixture or orange, deep red and unable to let anyone near me for weeks - not exactly the second honeymoon DH was hoping for.
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EW GURU
Latest post on 05 February 2011 - 16:08
lol.
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EW NEWBIE
Latest post on 05 February 2011 - 16:00
whilst I was on a business trip in the U.S. i had a few cheeky wines after work. Managed to stumble up to my room and get the key in the door. Thought instead of just falling into bed leaving my make up on, I would make the effort to remove it all, which I did very well and even managed to mositurise my face as well. Thats what I thought I had done Till I woke up the next morning and realised I had put hair removing cream all over my face. Looking in the mirror with no eyebrows was quite a shock! Spend the morning using an eyebrow pencil trying to draw them back in. Didnt help that the weather was really hot and my make up kept melting off, my eyebrows get smudging off!! This has really made me chuckle :D
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EW NEWBIE
Latest post on 05 February 2011 - 15:49
whilst I was on a business trip in the U.S. i had a few cheeky wines after work. Managed to stumble up to my room and get the key in the door. Thought instead of just falling into bed leaving my make up on, I would make the effort to remove it all, which I did very well and even managed to mositurise my face as well. Thats what I thought I had done Till I woke up the next morning and realised I had put hair removing cream all over my face. Looking in the mirror with no eyebrows was quite a shock! Spend the morning using an eyebrow pencil trying to draw them back in. Didnt help that the weather was really hot and my make up kept melting off, my eyebrows get smudging off!!
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EW GURU
Latest post on 05 February 2011 - 14:58
hot air ballooning??? are you all insane?
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EW EXPERT
Latest post on 05 February 2011 - 14:50
I was going to say wax eyebrows. I once took off half a brow trying to do some "maintenance" after a couple of vino's. What's wrong with hot air ballooning over the desert??? I was just saying to DH and the kids tonight that might be something we should think about doing... intrigued. Is it risky? I'm assuming there are no powerlines. nah, I am just petrified of heights. is something i would LOVE to do, if I didnt turn into a dribbling fool at the thought of standing on a step...grrr. Mind you, is better than last time...then I agreed that paraponting would be fabulous!
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EW GURU
Latest post on 05 February 2011 - 14:45
I was going to say wax eyebrows. I once took off half a brow trying to do some "maintenance" after a couple of vino's. What's wrong with hot air ballooning over the desert??? I was just saying to DH and the kids tonight that might be something we should think about doing... intrigued. Is it risky? I'm assuming there are no powerlines.
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EW GURU
Latest post on 05 February 2011 - 14:42
right now I think it is a good idea to take a sneaky nap but apparently no one else in my house agrees with me...humph
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EW EXPERT
Latest post on 05 February 2011 - 14:34
Give the dog a haircut.... (or the kids for that matter... both disastrous) edited by Stardust on 05/02/2011 rofl! is amazing what we decide might be A Good Idea whilst sip sipping...
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EW EXPLORER
Latest post on 05 February 2011 - 14:21
Give the dog a haircut.... (or the kids for that matter... both disastrous) <em>edited by Stardust on 05/02/2011</em>
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EW GURU
Latest post on 05 February 2011 - 14:18
after a few lemonades one should never offer to make stirfry for one's husband should be rule #1, always leads to trouble. trouble....and kids!
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EW EXPERT
Latest post on 05 February 2011 - 14:16
after a few lemonades one should never offer to make stirfry for one's husband should be rule #1, always leads to trouble.
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EW GURU
Latest post on 05 February 2011 - 14:15
after a few lemonades one should never offer to make stirfry for one's husband
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EW EXPLORER
Latest post on 05 February 2011 - 14:11
wax eyebrows :( *like* (sorry !!) sorry, i know I shouldnt, but LOL!!! are your eyebrows as bad as my toenails then? Yep they are pretty bad... seemed like such a good idea at the time...
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EW EXPERT
Latest post on 05 February 2011 - 14:05
wax eyebrows :( *like* (sorry !!) sorry, i know I shouldnt, but LOL!!! are your eyebrows as bad as my toenails then?
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EW MASTER
Latest post on 05 February 2011 - 13:51
wax eyebrows :( *like* (sorry !!)
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EW EXPLORER
Latest post on 05 February 2011 - 13:50
wax eyebrows :(
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EW MASTER
Latest post on 05 February 2011 - 13:48
LOL !! judging by a lot of my friends' posts that's the one rule most commonly broken :) Does google mail still have the sobriety filter not allowing you to send email past a certain hour and asking you to answer basic maths questions before it sends ? lol
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EW MASTER
Latest post on 05 February 2011 - 13:48
Well, on a Thursday, anyway.
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EW EXPERT
Latest post on 05 February 2011 - 13:47
and every so often EW ;)
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EW MASTER
Latest post on 05 February 2011 - 13:45
post on facebook That's what my DH says :)
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EW GURU
Latest post on 05 February 2011 - 13:36
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