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17 Random Thoughts and Questions

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EW EXPERT
Latest post on 15 February 2011 - 00:17

1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.

2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.

3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.

4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.

5. How the he!l are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

7. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.

8. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.

9. Bad decisions make good stories.

10. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.

11. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.

12. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.

13. How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear or understand a word they said?

14. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to prevent an idiot from cutting in at the front.

15. Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.

16. Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket or finding their mobile phone but I'd bet everyone can find and push the snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time.

17. The first testicular guard, the "Cup," was used in Hockey in 1874 and the first helmet was used in 1974. That means it only took 100 years for men to realize that their brain is also important.

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EW GURU
Latest post on 16 February 2011 - 19:30
*LIKE* a lot!!
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EW EXPERT
Latest post on 16 February 2011 - 16:04
'how to fold a fitted sheet' is one of the bigger mystries for me too It's easy - get the maid to do it :)
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EW NEWBIE
Latest post on 16 February 2011 - 15:50
Very Nice. Love it.
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EW NEWBIE
Latest post on 16 February 2011 - 15:44
....and I thought it was just me!!! ;)
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EW GURU
Latest post on 16 February 2011 - 15:38
Hee Hee
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EW NEWBIE
Latest post on 16 February 2011 - 15:31
So funny and so so true!!!
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EW EXPLORER
Latest post on 16 February 2011 - 15:09
Brilliant!
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EW EXPLORER
Latest post on 16 February 2011 - 15:07
Love it :)
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EW EXPERT
Latest post on 16 February 2011 - 15:05
I just got sent this on email from one of my male colleagues who has argued about how useless EW is and how any man who goes on here is pathetic. I know for certain that it was from EW as I made a couple of small changes and the original list that can be found on google has more thoughts :D
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EW EXPERT
Latest post on 15 February 2011 - 07:18
*like*
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EW NEWBIE
Latest post on 15 February 2011 - 06:38
'how to fold a fitted sheet' is one of the bigger mystries for me too plenty of demos on you tube. :)
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EW NEWBIE
Latest post on 15 February 2011 - 00:46
'how to fold a fitted sheet' is one of the bigger mystries for me too
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EW NEWBIE
Latest post on 15 February 2011 - 00:40
Except for 16. 20 years of history and that has still NEVER, and I repeat NEVER been my job.
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EW NEWBIE
Latest post on 15 February 2011 - 00:39
Are you sure you're not banned? Waaay too funny to be allowed to post!
 
 

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