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Can you offer colon cleansing GV as a gift ?

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Latest post on 26 January 2011 - 17:06

Thinking to offer GV to colon cleansing to my hubby and some friends of us ( share similar birthday date)...any opinions...

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Latest post on 26 January 2011 - 19:07

a colonic as a gift ? you are kidding right ? I can't think of anything worse. It ranks right up there with when I gave a session to a shrink to a member of the family. they still haven't forgiven me......

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Latest post on 26 January 2011 - 19:06

This thread is hilarious!

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Latest post on 26 January 2011 - 18:30

Ahh! The gift that says "you are so full of S**t!" LOL !! the gift that keeps on giving....

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Latest post on 26 January 2011 - 18:30

PMSL !!! and as an extra special gift just add some tobacco and they can enjoy a nice relaxing sheesha afterwards :) LOL!

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Latest post on 26 January 2011 - 18:29

Ahh! The gift that says "you are so full of S**t!"

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Latest post on 26 January 2011 - 18:28

You guys are so funny. I've had a great laugh. And we think some of our dh's are bad at choosing gifts! I'll never complain again.

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Latest post on 26 January 2011 - 18:26

PMSL !!! and as an extra special gift just add some tobacco and they can enjoy a nice relaxing sheesha afterwards :)

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Latest post on 26 January 2011 - 18:22

I couldn't think about a worse present; but if they are a bit @nal they might enjoy it ;)

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Latest post on 26 January 2011 - 18:14

I wouldn t think so lol

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Latest post on 26 January 2011 - 18:02

cheaper option - cut a lump off the garden hose and gift wrap it with a tub of vaseline..and hope it doesn't get re-gifted !! PMSL!!!!

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Latest post on 26 January 2011 - 18:02

This thread is too funny! :):):)

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Latest post on 26 January 2011 - 18:01

cheaper option - cut a lump off the garden hose and gift wrap it with a tub of vaseline..and hope it doesn't get re-gifted !!

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Latest post on 26 January 2011 - 18:00

will think about going with one of my fiends. :):)

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Latest post on 26 January 2011 - 18:00

it's a scary thought!

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Latest post on 26 January 2011 - 17:58

It's bizarre to want to do it in the company of others though - sorry. There is a an offer for 2 persons at Lime Spa , Desert Palm for AED 650 dhs via www.spagenie.ae - try that instead! and if not, get them one of their gift vouchers as they can then choose from loads of spa's around DXB - best and most simple gift voucher idea around imho. personally there's no way i'd go on my own, i'd want moral support. this desert palm thing looks great - thanks. will think about going with one of my fiends. Moral support? LMAO

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Latest post on 26 January 2011 - 17:57

It's bizarre to want to do it in the company of others though - sorry. There is a an offer for 2 persons at Lime Spa , Desert Palm for AED 650 dhs via www.spagenie.ae - try that instead! and if not, get them one of their gift vouchers as they can then choose from loads of spa's around DXB - best and most simple gift voucher idea around imho. personally there's no way i'd go on my own, i'd want moral support. this desert palm thing looks great - thanks. will think about going with one of my fiends.

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Latest post on 26 January 2011 - 17:42

they offer to my DH and me a home massage surprise birthday gift Big difference between a massage and a colon cleansing. Would the "gift" be before the birthday dinner or after?

Mother Inferior.

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Latest post on 26 January 2011 - 17:42

It's bizarre to want to do it in the company of others though - sorry. There is a an offer for 2 persons at Lime Spa , Desert Palm for AED 650 dhs via www.spagenie.ae - try that instead! and if not, get them one of their gift vouchers as they can then choose from loads of spa's around DXB - best and most simple gift voucher idea around imho.

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Latest post on 26 January 2011 - 17:30

it's something i've always wanted to try and it's v pricey here, so i'd be very happy if someone bought this for me. talise spa does it and i've heard great things from people who have been.

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Latest post on 26 January 2011 - 17:28

I was thinking it will be a fun present ? fun! :\::\: really sick idea. sorry.

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Latest post on 26 January 2011 - 17:27

I was thinking it will be a fun present ? Honey, if you think getting a tube up your butt is fun then your dh is a lucky, lucky man. lol <em>edited by Wiggles on 26/01/2011</em>

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Latest post on 26 January 2011 - 17:27

no no no. come on, this is overstepping boundaries from classy to tacky

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Latest post on 26 January 2011 - 17:26

I was thinking it will be a fun present ?

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Latest post on 26 January 2011 - 17:24

The friends ,young fun couple ( it's just her birthday actually... do and train to be Yoga instructor) they offer to my DH and me a home massage surprise birthday gift ..in their home actually .We live in the same compound and they come to our house and told us to go to their house wile they babysit for us our 2 DD below 5 ... I didn't give a present to my DH and it's her birthday now.... Almost every weekend they have a home massage or a get away to a local hotel ...

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Latest post on 26 January 2011 - 17:20

Why not book a joint session for Valentines day? How romantic watching each others s h i t e go down a tube. LOL. A couple that cleanses together, is a happy couple!!!! oh god you guys are too funny...no offence but that sounds like a horrid gift unless they mentioned it's something they want to try...I'd rather get nothing at all than a lubed tube....oye.

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Latest post on 26 January 2011 - 17:17

Why not book a joint session for Valentines day? How romantic watching each others s h i t e go down a tube. LOL. A couple that cleanses together, is a happy couple!!!!

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Latest post on 26 January 2011 - 17:17

hubby and friends. you guys into swinging and s&m and other weirdo stuff? can't believe you even ask us for opinions :\:

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Latest post on 26 January 2011 - 17:17

Why not book a joint session for Valentines day? How romantic watching each others s h i t e go down a tube. PMSL! (or should that be SMSL?)

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Latest post on 26 January 2011 - 17:14

Why not book a joint session for Valentines day? How romantic watching each others s h i t e go down a tube.

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Latest post on 26 January 2011 - 17:13

I assume you are joking - right?

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