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Latest post on 15 April 2013 - 17:11

My husband recently bought me a Fitbit pedometer thing. For our anniversary. Three weeks after I had a baby. He gave it to me with the words 'now don't take this the wrong way'. The fool. Not surprisingly, I very much took it the wrong way. Is he now undergoing surgery to have it removed ?? Hahahahahahahahaha!!!! This is one of the best comical bits I have read here in a while! Thanks ladies, I nearly choked on my coffee.

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Latest post on 15 April 2013 - 16:59

My husband recently bought me a Fitbit pedometer thing. For our anniversary. Three weeks after I had a baby. He gave it to me with the words 'now don't take this the wrong way'. The fool. Not surprisingly, I very much took it the wrong way. Is he now undergoing surgery to have it removed ?? Hahaha! It actually gets worse, when I asked him if it was returnable he said that his back up plan if I didn't want it was that he'd actually quite like it. What a prince. so basically, he bought it for himself !! lol

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Latest post on 15 April 2013 - 16:57

Men are strange creatures. Woman also can be ;-)

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Latest post on 15 April 2013 - 16:49

Men are strange creatures.

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Latest post on 15 April 2013 - 16:47

My husband recently bought me a Fitbit pedometer thing. For our anniversary. Three weeks after I had a baby. He gave it to me with the words 'now don't take this the wrong way'. The fool. Not surprisingly, I very much took it the wrong way. Is he now undergoing surgery to have it removed ?? Hahaha! It actually gets worse, when I asked him if it was returnable he said that his back up plan if I didn't want it was that he'd actually quite like it. What a prince.

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Latest post on 15 April 2013 - 16:46

I think every woman should own a shovel. I have one in the back of my car ;) Good Girl :)

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Latest post on 15 April 2013 - 16:43

I think every woman should own a shovel. I have one in the back of my car ;)

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Latest post on 15 April 2013 - 16:42

I think every woman should own a shovel.

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Latest post on 15 April 2013 - 16:36

DH has lovingly "shared" his gastro virus with me and was recovering quickly, whilst I was still in the throws of having an intimate relationship with our bathroom when he came in as happy as anything and asked "whats for dinner I'm starving".......

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Latest post on 15 April 2013 - 16:33

My husband threw up once late at night and when I woke up in the morning, all the vomit was there for me to clean up. He had closed the door so the smell would not permeate the apartment over night. Assuming he wasn't drunk I find it pretty sad that someone thinks it's ok to leave their vomit overnight for someone else to clean up :(

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Latest post on 15 April 2013 - 16:31

My husband recently bought me a Fitbit pedometer thing. For our anniversary. Three weeks after I had a baby. He gave it to me with the words 'now don't take this the wrong way'. The fool. Not surprisingly, I very much took it the wrong way. Is he now undergoing surgery to have it removed ?? Hey, you can borrow my shovel if you want ! blimey, that'll give him a John Wayne walk and a half.......

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Latest post on 15 April 2013 - 16:30

My husband recently bought me a Fitbit pedometer thing. For our anniversary. Three weeks after I had a baby. He gave it to me with the words 'now don't take this the wrong way'. The fool. Not surprisingly, I very much took it the wrong way. Is he now undergoing surgery to have it removed ?? Hey, you can borrow my shovel if you want !

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Latest post on 15 April 2013 - 16:23

My husband recently bought me a Fitbit pedometer thing. For our anniversary. Three weeks after I had a baby. He gave it to me with the words 'now don't take this the wrong way'. The fool. Not surprisingly, I very much took it the wrong way. Is he now undergoing surgery to have it removed ?? LOOOOOL :D :D :D

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Latest post on 15 April 2013 - 16:20

My husband recently bought me a Fitbit pedometer thing. For our anniversary. Three weeks after I had a baby. He gave it to me with the words 'now don't take this the wrong way'. The fool. Not surprisingly, I very much took it the wrong way. Is he now undergoing surgery to have it removed ??

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Latest post on 15 April 2013 - 16:14

My husband recently bought me a Fitbit pedometer thing. For our anniversary. Three weeks after I had a baby. He gave it to me with the words 'now don't take this the wrong way'. The fool. Not surprisingly, I very much took it the wrong way.

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Latest post on 15 April 2013 - 16:14

Annoying = My husband came home from work early one day and found me leaving the house to get my child from school. He asked me where I was going! I found that annoying because I thought he should have known. I understand this one.......... mine USED to come home from work and ask THAT stupid question...What did you do today? eeeerrrrmmm, got both kids up for school dressed fed taxied to school,filled the car with petrol on the way home,did the food shopping,cleaned the house,fed the animals(we had lots,2 ponies,2 chickens,2 rabbits,2 dogs and 2 cats)cleaned out their houses,did the ironing,cut the lawn,got the kids from school,helped them with their homework,dinner is on the table. My reply to the stupid question..............stayed in bed all day and just did my nails. That stopped him asking THAT question ! lol

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Latest post on 15 April 2013 - 16:09

Annoying = My husband came home from work early one day and found me leaving the house to get my child from school. He asked me where I was going! I found that annoying because I thought he should have known. I understand this one.......... mine USED to come home from work and ask THAT stupid question...What did you do today? eeeerrrrmmm, got both kids up for school dressed fed taxied to school,filled the car with petrol on the way home,did the food shopping,cleaned the house,fed the animals(we had lots,2 ponies,2 chickens,2 rabbits,2 dogs and 2 cats)cleaned out their houses,did the ironing,cut the lawn,got the kids from school,helped them with their homework,dinner is on the table. My reply to the stupid question..............stayed in bed all day and just did my nails. That stopped him asking THAT question !

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Latest post on 15 April 2013 - 15:59

me on a daily basis to my husband "do you want anything to eat?" (late at night). Him : "no thanks :)" me "i will make such and such, are you sureeeeee you don't want any?" Him : "no thanks love :)" Returning from the kitchen with my tray of food, he looks and says "i'm starving :( can i have some :(" WTH!

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Latest post on 15 April 2013 - 15:56

DH has given me the glorified title of 'Kitchen Engineer' it makes me proud.

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Latest post on 15 April 2013 - 15:55

OMG i'm actually laughing so hard it's ridiculous! What IS IT with men!!!!!!!!!! :D

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Latest post on 15 April 2013 - 15:55

Annoying = My husband came home from work early one day and found me leaving the house to get my child from school. He asked me where I was going! I found that annoying because I thought he should have known.

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Latest post on 15 April 2013 - 15:53

My husband threw up once late at night and when I woke up in the morning, all the vomit was there for me to clean up. He had closed the door so the smell would not permeate the apartment over night. omg, that's gross !! My ex once peed in the wardrobe after having a heavy night out no sick tho thank goodness!

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Latest post on 15 April 2013 - 15:53

I sometimes wonder if my husband is the most inconsiderate man alive :) I love him to bits of course but the other night something happened which I can't stop thinking about and i'm actually laughing now but it just made me think of other stupid/careless/inconsiderate things he and all men do! He was in the kitchen, i heard something fall and smash. He came out and said "sorry i broke a bowl, but i swept it all into a corner for you so it's easier to hoover up or pick up, whatever is most convenient :)" bear in mind i'm due a baby next week so bending down at all is near impossible. And my husband actually felt so proud for gathering all the shards of glass together to make my life easy :) Other examples? :) I'm just impressed he was in the kitchen in the first place! edited by RuthM on 15/04/2013 and knew where to find a broom !! lol

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Latest post on 15 April 2013 - 15:52

My husband threw up once late at night and when I woke up in the morning, all the vomit was there for me to clean up. He had closed the door so the smell would not permeate the apartment over night. omg, that's gross !!

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Latest post on 15 April 2013 - 15:50

My husband threw up once late at night and when I woke up in the morning, all the vomit was there for me to clean up. He had closed the door so the smell would not permeate the apartment over night.

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Latest post on 15 April 2013 - 15:50

For my 40th bday,my Dh bought me a shovel (i was in charge of the garden) He was shocked, when i told him what to do with it !! Did you do a Brookside on him a la Trevor Jordache? Ohhhh how i wanted to :)

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Latest post on 15 April 2013 - 15:48

For my 40th bday,my Dh bought me a shovel (i was in charge of the garden) He was shocked, when i told him what to do with it !! Did you do a Brookside on him a la Trevor Jordache?

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Latest post on 15 April 2013 - 15:47

For my 40th bday,my Dh bought me a shovel (i was in charge of the garden) He was shocked, when i told him what to do with it !!

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Latest post on 15 April 2013 - 15:45

I sometimes wonder if my husband is the most inconsiderate man alive :) I love him to bits of course but the other night something happened which I can't stop thinking about and i'm actually laughing now but it just made me think of other stupid/careless/inconsiderate things he and all men do! He was in the kitchen, i heard something fall and smash. He came out and said "sorry i broke a bowl, but i swept it all into a corner for you so it's easier to hoover up or pick up, whatever is most convenient :)" bear in mind i'm due a baby next week so bending down at all is near impossible. And my husband actually felt so proud for gathering all the shards of glass together to make my life easy :) Other examples? :) I'm just impressed he was in the kitchen in the first place! <em>edited by RuthM on 15/04/2013</em>

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Latest post on 15 April 2013 - 15:39

sorry none, it's usually me that breaks stuff round here lol LOL! :D

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