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Latest post on 27 January 2011 - 14:49

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Latest post on 27 January 2011 - 15:54

But do remember reading a book in the 80s about someone/something called Ralph?? It was a no go name after...But can't remember for the life of me what it was??? Any light to be shed??? Lord of the Flies? Nope... Wasn't that! Was thinking Adrian Mole but i reckon it was racier (and stolen off a parent).... Please help or i will be thinking of Ralph all weekend... Forever by Judy Blume? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Forever_(novel) The character Michael refers to his penis as Ralph throughout. YES... Thats it!!! Bravo!!!!!! Well it was racy to a 14yr old in 1983...lol Thanks. Now i don't have to think of Ralph all weekend!

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Latest post on 27 January 2011 - 15:51

But do remember reading a book in the 80s about someone/something called Ralph?? It was a no go name after...But can't remember for the life of me what it was??? Any light to be shed??? Lord of the Flies? Nope... Wasn't that! Was thinking Adrian Mole but i reckon it was racier (and stolen off a parent).... Please help or i will be thinking of Ralph all weekend... Forever by Judy Blume? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Forever_(novel) The character Michael refers to his penis as Ralph throughout.

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Latest post on 27 January 2011 - 15:50

Captainjacky- I think I know the book you mean, I remember a fairly racey Judy Blume book where a man called his *ahem* parts Ralph? I'm gonna look really silly if that not what you're thinking of!

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Latest post on 27 January 2011 - 15:37

But do remember reading a book in the 80s about someone/something called Ralph?? It was a no go name after...But can't remember for the life of me what it was??? Any light to be shed??? Lord of the Flies? Nope... Wasn't that! Was thinking Adrian Mole but i reckon it was racier (and stolen off a parent).... Please help or i will be thinking of Ralph all weekend...

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Latest post on 27 January 2011 - 15:35

But do remember reading a book in the 80s about someone/something called Ralph?? It was a no go name after...But can't remember for the life of me what it was??? Any light to be shed??? Lord of the Flies? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lord_of_the_Flies Edited to add link to wiki. <em>edited by Cyclone T on 27/01/2011</em>

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Latest post on 27 January 2011 - 15:35

so called someone cleared it up. i didnt want to have to explain ralph. :D how many posters got banned from their thread? countless ...

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Latest post on 27 January 2011 - 15:34

While we are on the subject....well a slight tangent anyway....just where DID dd, ds, dh come from? I fnd them pretty nauseating expressions but find myself using them anyway. As i said earlier, just going to call everyone Alan from now on. Why Alan? Can't stand that name. I throw the question back at you Alan.......why not????? Reminds me of the creepy kid I had to sit next to **and share a book with ** in seventh grade, who constantly fondled himself when he wasn't doodling in my textbook. There is nothing worse than someone doodling in your textbook.

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Latest post on 27 January 2011 - 15:33

[b'>DO NOT USE THE NAME RALPH![/b'> The last time I did someone got really upset :\: Ha Ha Ha Ha.... That was funny!!! But do remember reading a book in the 80s about someone/something called Ralph?? It was a no go name after...But can't remember for the life of me what it was??? Any light to be shed???

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Latest post on 27 January 2011 - 15:33

[b'>DO NOT USE THE NAME RALPH![/b'> The last time I did someone got really upset :\: Isn't "ralphing" an Australianism for throwing up? And that is what got me in trouble :)

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Latest post on 27 January 2011 - 15:33

While we are on the subject....well a slight tangent anyway....just where DID dd, ds, dh come from? I fnd them pretty nauseating expressions but find myself using them anyway. As i said earlier, just going to call everyone Alan from now on. Why Alan? Can't stand that name. I throw the question back at you Alan.......why not????? Reminds me of the creepy kid I had to sit next to **and share a book with ** in seventh grade, who constantly fondled himself when he wasn't doodling in my textbook. I know I shouldn't but I find that hilarious.....darn this jack and coke

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Latest post on 27 January 2011 - 15:33

[b'>DO NOT USE THE NAME RALPH![/b'> The last time I did someone got really upset :\: Isn't "ralphing" an Australianism for throwing up?

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Latest post on 27 January 2011 - 15:31

While we are on the subject....well a slight tangent anyway....just where DID dd, ds, dh come from? I fnd them pretty nauseating expressions but find myself using them anyway. As i said earlier, just going to call everyone Alan from now on. Why Alan? Can't stand that name. I throw the question back at you Alan.......why not????? Reminds me of the creepy kid I had to sit next to **and share a book with ** in seventh grade, who constantly fondled himself when he wasn't doodling in my textbook.

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Latest post on 27 January 2011 - 15:31

[b'>DO NOT USE THE NAME RALPH![/b'> The last time I did someone got really upset :\:

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Latest post on 27 January 2011 - 15:27

*waits for someone to call someone a b!tch because their DH's nam is Alan* hahahaha was thinking the EXACT same thing. regards, ralph who the h3ll is Ralph???? does not compute

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Latest post on 27 January 2011 - 15:27

While we are on the subject....well a slight tangent anyway....just where DID dd, ds, dh come from? I fnd them pretty nauseating expressions but find myself using them anyway. As i said earlier, just going to call everyone Alan from now on. Why Alan? Can't stand that name. I throw the question back at you Alan.......why not?????

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Latest post on 27 January 2011 - 15:24

*waits for someone to call someone a b!tch because their DH's nam is Alan* hahahaha was thinking the EXACT same thing. regards, ralph

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Latest post on 27 January 2011 - 15:22

While we are on the subject....well a slight tangent anyway....just where DID dd, ds, dh come from? I fnd them pretty nauseating expressions but find myself using them anyway. As i said earlier, just going to call everyone Alan from now on. Why Alan? Can't stand that name. If we are all called Alan it just makes life simpler when trying to decipher "new" posters.....lol

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Latest post on 27 January 2011 - 15:22

*waits for someone to call someone a b!tch because their DH's nam is Alan*

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Latest post on 27 January 2011 - 15:21

While we are on the subject....well a slight tangent anyway....just where DID dd, ds, dh come from? I fnd them pretty nauseating expressions but find myself using them anyway. As i said earlier, just going to call everyone Alan from now on. Why Alan? Can't stand that name.

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Latest post on 27 January 2011 - 15:21

I don't use DH... It has a totally different meaning for me!!...Although sometimes very relevent! But agree with Alan. Makes life much easier. Regards Alan. hehehehehehe chuickling though my Jack and coke Nowt like chuickling through your jack and coke...... I'm ploughing through the Soof...!! Regards Alan.

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Latest post on 27 January 2011 - 15:20

Have to admit, it makes my teeth itch, but it's not the worst thing to see on here :)

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Latest post on 27 January 2011 - 15:18

I've not used those dd dh whatsits, can't abide them. Himself is not dear or darling at the best of times, as for lil miss, well.... Angel? just choked on MY jack and coke! lol! ROFL!!

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Latest post on 27 January 2011 - 15:15

I've not used those dd dh whatsits, can't abide them. Himself is not dear or darling at the best of times, as for lil miss, well.... Angel? just choked on MY jack and coke! lol!

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Latest post on 27 January 2011 - 15:14

I don't use DH... It has a totally different meaning for me!!...Although sometimes very relevent! But agree with Alan. Makes life much easier. Regards Alan. hehehehehehe chuickling though my Jack and coke

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Latest post on 27 January 2011 - 15:14

I've not used those dd dh whatsits, can't abide them. Himself is not dear or darling at the best of times, as for lil miss, well.... Angel?

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Latest post on 27 January 2011 - 15:13

I've not used those dd dh whatsits, can't abide them. Himself is not dear or darling at the best of times, as for lil miss, well....

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Latest post on 27 January 2011 - 15:13

I don't use DH... It has a totally different meaning for me!!...Although sometimes very relevent! But agree with Alan. Makes life much easier. Regards Alan.

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Latest post on 27 January 2011 - 15:13

i cant stand dorter. if you dont use DD and insists on typing the word, what's the big friggin' difference between typing "dorter" and "daughter"? 2 letters ... saved much time? Because Dorter means dormitory and does not mean daughter....... Unless you have a really really bad opinion of your daughter that is. i agree with you izzy99 ... i meant to say "if you're trying to save time by typing "dorter", you didnt really, did you because it's only 2 letters shorter than "daughter"" ... i agree with you ;) oops - sorry hun ;)

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Latest post on 27 January 2011 - 15:12

Blech, can't stand "text writing" - and while I am slowly training myself to use those acronyms like DH and DS, more often than not I type husband and go back and correct it!

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Latest post on 27 January 2011 - 15:11

i cant stand dorter. if you dont use DD and insists on typing the word, what's the big friggin' difference between typing "dorter" and "daughter"? 2 letters ... saved much time? Because Dorter means dormitory and does not mean daughter....... Unless you have a really really bad opinion of your daughter that is. i agree with you izzy99 ... i meant to say "if you're trying to save time by typing "dorter", you didnt really, did you because it's only 2 letters shorter than "daughter"" ... i agree with you ;)

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