Got this on sms a couple days back:
I just figured out why I'm fat. The shampoo I use in the shower that runs down my body says "For extra volume and body."
:/
I'm now going to start using dishwashing liquid. It says "Dissolves fat that is otherwise difficult to remove"
:p
What do you call a 3 legged donkey.......a wonky
Did you know that Dubai doesn't like the Flinstones?.....but Abu Dhabi Do!
oh dear. I really need to find me some better material :\: