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tips for house agents in Dubai

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EW EXPERT
Latest post on 10 October 2011 - 12:57
Where are you looking LO?
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EW OLDHAND
Latest post on 10 October 2011 - 12:03
lol.....made my manic day a little more bearable.
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EW EXPERT
Latest post on 10 October 2011 - 12:02
was just joking...... slow day at work :)
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EW OLDHAND
Latest post on 10 October 2011 - 11:58
lol... you're only a woman... do you actually want a balcony? where do I go for a fag....! And to scream when the insanity of dubai starts to get me down! FAG???? Good grief woman; ladies don't smoke!!! :\: edited by Princess_I on 10/10/2011 who said I was a lady???? ;) No no I am a woman....definitely not of the other species.....I knew that would sound so bad when I wrote it. DEFINITELY ALL WOMAN... Gosh, I have more shoes than Imelda Marcos...
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EW EXPERT
Latest post on 10 October 2011 - 11:40
lol... you're only a woman... do you actually want a balcony? where do I go for a fag....! And to scream when the insanity of dubai starts to get me down! FAG???? Good grief woman; ladies don't smoke!!! :\: edited by Princess_I on 10/10/2011 who said I was a lady???? ;) Mods, Mods..... Man alert? ;)
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EW OLDHAND
Latest post on 10 October 2011 - 11:38
lol... you're only a woman... do you actually want a balcony? where do I go for a fag....! And to scream when the insanity of dubai starts to get me down! FAG???? Good grief woman; ladies don't smoke!!! :\: edited by Princess_I on 10/10/2011 who said I was a lady???? ;)
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EW EXPERT
Latest post on 10 October 2011 - 11:01
lol... you're only a woman... do you actually want a balcony? where do I go for a fag....! And to scream when the insanity of dubai starts to get me down! FAG???? Good grief woman; ladies don't smoke!!! :\: <em>edited by Princess_I on 10/10/2011</em>
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EW OLDHAND
Latest post on 10 October 2011 - 10:52
lol... you're only a woman... do you actually want a balcony? where do I go for a fag....! And to scream when the insanity of dubai starts to get me down!
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EW NEWBIE
Latest post on 10 October 2011 - 10:43
I can highly recommend Collin from Elysian Real eastate. He talks a lot :) but he is really nice. He is from the UK so no prob communicating. He's been here for only over 6months, as far as I remember, so he still has got that Western approach to things like calling you back, listening to what you actually want, etc.
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EW EXPERT
Latest post on 10 October 2011 - 10:30
One of our primary criteria was a big balcony. We were shown 4 apartments with no balconies....IN THE SAME BUILDING....what do they think I'm going to walk in and love it. Do most real estate agents know that in the majority of cases its the woman who makes the final decision on the home/house/apartment. Never never pee her off, listen to her and what she wants, will help you close the deal. lol... you're only a woman... do you actually want a balcony?
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EW GURU
Latest post on 10 October 2011 - 10:15
For us the nightmare is to make them understand that GARAGE space is NOT A GARDEN nor a BACKYARD!!!!
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EW OLDHAND
Latest post on 10 October 2011 - 10:00
One of our primary criteria was a big balcony. We were shown 4 apartments with no balconies....IN THE SAME BUILDING....what do they think I'm going to walk in and love it. Do most real estate agents know that in the majority of cases its the woman who makes the final decision on the home/house/apartment. Never never pee her off, listen to her and what she wants, will help you close the deal.
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EW EXPERT
Latest post on 10 October 2011 - 09:59
good luck Princess - perhaps we should start a club "Househunters Anonymous" to help us get over the trauma I think so.... am off to the first "viewing" tonight......
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EW NEWBIE
Latest post on 10 October 2011 - 09:58
good luck Princess - perhaps we should start a club "Househunters Anonymous" to help us get over the trauma
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EW EXPERT
Latest post on 10 October 2011 - 09:50
am dreading this - am starting to look now.... Rang up about an apartment in Jum 1 only to find out it's on diyafa street... umm THATS NOT JUMERIAH!! if i get through this process without booking a room in the hilton it will be a miracle :)
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EW NEWBIE
Latest post on 10 October 2011 - 09:45
and now I've started - the descriptions leave a lot to be desired - rang one agent about his "corner unit" apartment and he said "you've seen it madam" - when I said that the one I'd seen wasnt a corner unit he told me it was a misprint
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EW EXPERT
Latest post on 10 October 2011 - 09:40
and the things they say.... saw one kitchen with only one socket by worktops - agent pointed out another high up near light switch and suggested I run extension cable from that - would have stopped me being able to open fridge door but hey ho cant have everything No such thing as 'elf and safety - kitchen, electricity, water.... no issues... Dubai really is full of dumb ducks!!!
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EW EXPERT
Latest post on 10 October 2011 - 09:39
hey, but there are good agents out there! rare, but they do exist! Like Unicorns?
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EW NEWBIE
Latest post on 10 October 2011 - 09:37
Or they tell you: the window glass is shaded, nothing can't be seen from the ouside, so you won't even need the curtains :) then in the evening you look out to the building in front and see some guy in his boxer shorts watching telly heheh I wish at least he was good looking ;) hey, but there are good agents out there! rare, but they do exist!
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EW OLDHAND
Latest post on 10 October 2011 - 09:37
here here...well said... I also got, can you afford this apartment... Mind you I looked awful following a big brunch, but really! edited by littleone on 10/10/2011 really?? - that's too funny :) It wasnt with a hangover and I got all prissy over it, so I asked her to show me a big 3 bedroom which was way way over our budget. Wasted her time and mine, but got a good squizz at a big apartment!
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EW NEWBIE
Latest post on 10 October 2011 - 09:32
and the things they say.... saw one kitchen with only one socket by worktops - agent pointed out another high up near light switch and suggested I run extension cable from that - would have stopped me being able to open fridge door but hey ho cant have everything
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EW EXPERT
Latest post on 10 October 2011 - 09:28
here here...well said... I also got, can you afford this apartment... Mind you I looked awful following a big brunch, but really! edited by littleone on 10/10/2011 really?? - that's too funny :)
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EW NEWBIE
Latest post on 10 October 2011 - 09:27
first question they ask - what is your budget? - have learned to be cautious of replying to that one as price increases accordingly :)
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EW OLDHAND
Latest post on 10 October 2011 - 09:24
here here...well said... I also got, can you afford this apartment... Mind you I looked awful following a big brunch, but really! <em>edited by littleone on 10/10/2011</em>
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EW GURU
Latest post on 10 October 2011 - 09:23
AGREE!!!!!
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EW NEWBIE
Latest post on 10 October 2011 - 09:17
As a potential tenant I have the dubious pleasure of paying you thousands of Dirhams for your inefficient service – in return do you think that you could PLEASE... switch your phone on… answer your phone... return my call as you promised... don’t take me to wrong building... don’t take me to “open” apartment that turns out to be locked... don’t just not turn up for appointments... don’t cancel appointments at last minute... don’t blame your incompetency on landlords and tenants...do keep up to date on properties that are now let, so that I don’t have to tell you… don’t advertise properties at one price just to add on thousands when you think I am remotely interested that’s all I ask, apart from the above you’re doing a great job
 
 

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