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EW EXPERT
Latest post on 06 April 2011 - 14:38

After the college boy delivered the pizza to Amanpreet's trailer house, Amanpreet asked,"What is the usual tip?"

"Well," replied the youth, "This is my first trip here, but the other guys say if I get a quarter out of you, I'll be doing great."

"Is that so?" snorted Preet. "Well, just to show them how wrong they are,

here's five dollars." "Thanks," replied the youth, "I'll put this in my school fund."

"What are you studying?" asked Preet.

The lad smiled and replied, "Applied psychology."

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EW EXPLORER
Latest post on 07 April 2011 - 07:06
Man goes to Indian restaurant and orders food, while eating the waiter comes over and asks "curry ok sir" to which the man replies "I've come here to eat, not sing".
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EW GURU
Latest post on 07 April 2011 - 01:53
A man is sitting at home on the veranda with his wife and he says passionately, "I love you." She asks, "Is that you or the beer talking?" He replies, "It's me ... and I'm talking to the beer."
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EW NEWBIE
Latest post on 06 April 2011 - 16:40
LOL Thanks, ashesf!
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EW NEWBIE
Latest post on 06 April 2011 - 16:33
i know it's old, but it makes me laugh every time :) A newlywed couple moves into their new house. One day the husband comes home from work and his wife says, "Honey, you know, in the upstairs bathroom one of the pipes is leaking, could you fix it?" The husband says, "What do I look like, Mr. Plumber?" A few days go by, and he comes home from work and his wife says, "Honey, the car won't start. I think it needs a new battery. Could you change it for me?" He says: "What do I look like, Mr. Goodwrench?" Another few days go by, and it's raining pretty hard. The wife finds a leak in the roof. She says, "Honey, there's a leak on the roof! Can you please fix it?" He says, "What do I look like, Bob Vila?" The next day the husband comes home, and the roof is fixed. So is the plumbing. So is the car. He asks his wife what happened. "Oh, I had a handyman come in and fix them," she says. "Great! How much is that going to cost me?" he snarls. Wife says: "Nothing. He said he'd do it for free if I either baked him a cake or slept with him." "Uh, well, what kind of cake did you make?" asks the husband. "What do I look like," she says, "Betty Crocker?" :D
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EW OLDHAND
Latest post on 06 April 2011 - 16:21
:)
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EW NEWBIE
Latest post on 06 April 2011 - 16:21
A man enters a barber shop for a shave.While the barber is foaming him up, he mentions the problem he has getting a close shave around his cheeks. 'I have just the thing', says the barber, taking a small wooden ball from a drawer.'Just place this between your cheeks and gum'. So the man places the ball in his mouth and the barber proceeds with the closest shave the man has ever experienced.After a few strokes,the man asked in a garbled speech,'and what happens if Iswallow it?' No problem', says the barber,'Just bring it back tomorrow like everyone else does' !!!;)
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EW NEWBIE
Latest post on 06 April 2011 - 15:17
:)
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EW OLDHAND
Latest post on 06 April 2011 - 14:43
Tee hee.
 
 

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