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EW NEWBIE
Latest post on 30 May 2012 - 19:07
Today morning today Night Please do the needful
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EW EXPLORER
Latest post on 30 May 2012 - 18:22
Oh my goodness (in a mad panic) I don't have time for a mani pedi before going away for the weekend (totally forgetting that it is actually possible to paint one's own nails!?) Similar panic happens when hubby has no shirts ironed for work, the maid isn't due for 2 days and the laundrette is closed for the day. *snort* - so true i'll go through as many maid companies as i can think of trying to get someone at short notice thinking in my head well the floors need doing etc, until it occurs to me that the time i've spent phoning round places I could have done it myself ten times :D
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EW EXPLORER
Latest post on 30 May 2012 - 18:18
I don't know which brand of floor cleaner we use, let me text the maid. Oh my goodness (in a mad panic) I don't have time for a mani pedi before going away for the weekend (totally forgetting that it is actually possible to paint one's own nails!?) Similar panic happens when hubby has no shirts ironed for work, the maid isn't due for 2 days and the laundrette is closed for the day. Yes it is too much hot outside (when speaking to those who do not have English as first language)
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EW NEWBIE
Latest post on 30 May 2012 - 17:50
Where's the nearest typing centre? Where can I buy a bath/sink plug? <em>edited by candyfloss on 30/05/2012</em>
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EW GURU
Latest post on 30 May 2012 - 17:46
Backside Spinneys please. Friend: Where is your coat rack? Me: We don't have one as we never wear coats. I love your handbag, it is real or a genuine fake? Thanks ladies, this a great thread. Keep them coming!
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EW NEWBIE
Latest post on 30 May 2012 - 16:41
No children, those aren't camels....they are cows No the cleaner is not coming today so tidy it up yourself Kids! Yalaa! (this is particularly interesting when said in the middle of sainsburys) Yes of course the whole family can come to my daughter's party..no..there is really no need to bring your maid..no seriously.... No darling....when mummy beeps the horn it doesn't mean you can say that word...its not nice....yes I know I say it but thats different........
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EW MASTER
Latest post on 30 May 2012 - 16:31
Yes I have two maids ;) Jinx!
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EW MASTER
Latest post on 30 May 2012 - 16:31
Yes, I have two maids.
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EW EXPLORER
Latest post on 30 May 2012 - 16:31
Yes I have two maids ;)
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EW NEWBIE
Latest post on 30 May 2012 - 16:30
Yes I have a maid ;)
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EW NEWBIE
Latest post on 30 May 2012 - 16:24
No, I don't have a maid.
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EW EXPLORER
Latest post on 30 May 2012 - 16:17
shamal!
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EW EXPERT
Latest post on 30 May 2012 - 16:16
do you have change, maa'aam? But I gave you ten aed and the bill is only 8aed but no change maa'aam
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EW EXPERT
Latest post on 30 May 2012 - 16:15
no, I dont need a large plastic bag for my one garlic clove... no seriously, its ok, each small vegetable does not need a separate plastic bag...... Arrrgh ok then. I . give. up
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EW MASTER
Latest post on 30 May 2012 - 16:15
'What to do?' either with a shoulder shrug or head wobble.
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EW MASTER
Latest post on 30 May 2012 - 16:10
it's your turn to order. No really, it's your turn. Please don't make me call. PLEASE!! Lol! That conversation happens quite regularly in our house.
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EW MASTER
Latest post on 30 May 2012 - 16:09
why do you have to wait for a person to pack your one item at the supermarket when theres a huge queue waiting?
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EW EXPERT
Latest post on 30 May 2012 - 16:09
Please don't make me call. PLEASE!! That's DH all the way. This is us too....it can take a month for my DH to steel himself sufficiently to ask our maintaintance guys for anything!!! I have had to take time out of the office to deal with domestic matters (even though I'm the one with the bigger job and he works part-time from home).
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EW MASTER
Latest post on 30 May 2012 - 16:08
Hello hello yes hello hello mam yes hello hello HELLO Or sir! etc etc
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EW MASTER
Latest post on 30 May 2012 - 16:07
Please don't make me call. PLEASE!! That's DH all the way. LOL my OH does that 'can you call - pleeeaaase'!
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EW EXPLORER
Latest post on 30 May 2012 - 16:04
Please stop following me around, I have a black belt in shopping and dont need any help BAhhaahaha
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EW EXPLORER
Latest post on 30 May 2012 - 16:03
it's your turn to order. No really, it's your turn. Please don't make me call. PLEASE!!
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EW EXPERT
Latest post on 30 May 2012 - 16:01
Please stop following me around, I have a black belt in shopping and dont need any help
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EW EXPLORER
Latest post on 30 May 2012 - 15:59
Hello hello yes hello hello mam yes hello hello HELLO etc etc
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EW NEWBIE
Latest post on 30 May 2012 - 15:54
Go straight straight straight. Then come back.
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EW EXPERT
Latest post on 30 May 2012 - 15:38
Please, please let it rain today. Not another sunny day!
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EW EXPLORER
Latest post on 30 May 2012 - 15:36
hurrah! a cloud!
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EW NEWBIE
Latest post on 30 May 2012 - 15:33
That's the last rain for the year. ...... In March
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EW OLDHAND
Latest post on 30 May 2012 - 15:19
We're going to the mall / cinema so take a jumper and socks
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EW OLDHAND
Latest post on 30 May 2012 - 15:14
Me and my children catch cold in summer more often It's 30 degrees outside.. Oh, no it's too cold for us to swim <em>edited by dramaqn on 30/05/2012</em>
 
 

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