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Does someone actually get paid to write this..............

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EW EXPERT
Latest post on 03 November 2011 - 00:27

Seriously can't be bothered with Groupon anymore-the flowery languge gets worse by the day-here is the latest offering for chocolates:
"Fine chocolate, like fine wine, is not recommended for consumption in the presence of sticklers for silence because of its hidden powers for inducing moans, rolls of the eyes and general signs of euphoria. Enjoy chocolate without looks of distaste from disciplinarians with today’s Groupon............"

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EW EXPERT
Latest post on 03 November 2011 - 08:33
Hmmm...sounds like they really wanted to write for Mills & Boon.
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EW EXPLORER
Latest post on 03 November 2011 - 07:49
Here's another.."Greeting the rising sun with energy is a great way to start the day, unlike a crowing contest with the neighborhood rooster and the eventual shouting match with its owner. Welcome the dawn with grace and calm with today’s Groupon..." ...and that's for yoga classes!!!
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EW NEWBIE
Latest post on 03 November 2011 - 07:48
lol someone went a little bit over board on that one didn't they? And here I thought it was impossible to put me off chocolate.... I stand corrected
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EW MASTER
Latest post on 03 November 2011 - 06:38
Ewwww! I feel like having a shower after reading that!
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EW MASTER
Latest post on 03 November 2011 - 06:03
That's awful! :)
 
 

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