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Why is is that blondes always get lucky at parties? Brunettes don't get invited ;) It was my retaliation joke during the blonde joke era! BRILLIANT!!!!

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Why is is that blondes always get lucky at parties? Brunettes don't get invited ;) It was my retaliation joke during the blonde joke era!

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A redhead accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone. "Your husband is suffering from a very serious disease brought on by stress," he informed her. "If you don't do the following, your husband will surely die." "Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant, and make sure he's in a good mood. For lunch and dinner make him nutritious meals. There should be no dessert in the house. No chocolate. No fighting. Don't burden him with chores or discuss your problems with him, it will only make his stress worse. And most importantly, make love with your husband whenever he wants it and be sure to satisfy his every whim even if this means doing things you wouldn't normally do. If you can do this for the next year or so, your husband should regain his health completely." On the way home, the husband asked his wife what the doctor had told her. She sighed sadly and replied, "You're going to die."

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Just to even up the sides A ginger man finds a magic lamp and when he rubs it a genie pops out. "Ah," says the genie, "What do you want?" The ginger says, "I want a huge mansion with a hundred rooms and twenty floors, all made of pure gold." The genie looks at him and says, "don't be an idiot, do you have any idea how much gold that would take? That's impossible. Pick something else." So the ginger says, "I want everyone to stop making fun of my hair colour." The genie says, "So this mansion, you want suite bathrooms?" Excellent!!!! (says the blonde...)

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Just to even up the sides A ginger man finds a magic lamp and when he rubs it a genie pops out. "Ah," says the genie, "What do you want?" The ginger says, "I want a huge mansion with a hundred rooms and twenty floors, all made of pure gold." The genie looks at him and says, "don't be an idiot, do you have any idea how much gold that would take? That's impossible. Pick something else." So the ginger says, "I want everyone to stop making fun of my hair colour." The genie says, "So this mansion, you want suite bathrooms?"

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Two blondes on safari following animal tracks and they think they are closing in on some exciting game, and suddenly a train drives right over them

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Two blondes are doing a crossword. One says, "Flightless bird from Iceland, six and seven letters?" The second blond says, "That's easy, frozen chicken, stupid!" And I'm blond :) <em>edited by commentator2012 on 12/07/2012</em>

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I'm blonde but LMAO

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Barrie walked into a sports bar around 9:58 PM. He sat down next to a blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV. The 10 PM news was coming on. The news crew was covering the story Of a man on the ledge of a large building Preparing to jump. The blonde looked at Barrie and said, "Do you think he'll jump?" Barrie said, "You know, I bet he'll jump." The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't." Barrie placed a $20 note on the bar and said, "You're on!" Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, The man on the ledge Did a swan dive off the building, Falling to his death. The blonde was very upset, But willingly handed her $20 to Barrie. "Fair's fair. Here's your money." Barrie replied, "I can't take your money. I saw this earlier on the 5 PM news, So I knew he would jump." The blonde replied, "I did, too, But I didn't think he'd do it again." Barrie took the money.

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